⚠ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. DEFINITELY NOT.

The most bearish bull run in history.

$BULLRUN is a meme coin so bullish it loops back around to bearish. The chart only goes one direction — down — but we call it a "rotation into value." Welcome to the herd. The herd is also running. Off a cliff.

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Live price
$0.00042069
24h: -69.42%
A bull charging while its shadow is a sad bear
"Charts? I don't read those."
— a holder, 2024
$BULLRUN -42.0% ★MARKET CAP: VIBES ★HOLDERS: 3 (mom counts twice) ★NEXT ATH: SOON™ ★LIQUIDITY: SPIRITUAL ★AUDIT: COPING ★ROADMAP: A LINE GOING DOWN ★DEV WALLET: TRUST ME BRO ★$BULLRUN -42.0% ★MARKET CAP: VIBES ★HOLDERS: 3 (mom counts twice) ★NEXT ATH: SOON™ ★LIQUIDITY: SPIRITUAL ★AUDIT: COPING ★ROADMAP: A LINE GOING DOWN ★DEV WALLET: TRUST ME BRO ★$BULLRUN -42.0% ★MARKET CAP: VIBES ★HOLDERS: 3 (mom counts twice) ★NEXT ATH: SOON™ ★LIQUIDITY: SPIRITUAL ★AUDIT: COPING ★ROADMAP: A LINE GOING DOWN ★DEV WALLET: TRUST ME BRO ★$BULLRUN -42.0% ★MARKET CAP: VIBES ★HOLDERS: 3 (mom counts twice) ★NEXT ATH: SOON™ ★LIQUIDITY: SPIRITUAL ★AUDIT: COPING ★ROADMAP: A LINE GOING DOWN ★DEV WALLET: TRUST ME BRO ★

The whole pun, explained.

A "bull run" is supposed to mean prices go up. Ours doesn't. We named it that anyway because branding is a vibe and SEC filings are a suggestion.

Bullish on Paper

Logo: bull. Color: red (passion). Vibes: immaculate. The fundamentals end here.

Bearish in Practice

Chart resembles a ski slope designed by a depressed architect. Black diamond run. Straight to zero.

Pun-Driven Finance

All decisions are made based on which option produces a better joke. So far, working as intended.

Tokenomics.

40%
Liquidity Pool
Locked. By which we mean misplaced.
25%
Marketing
Spent on a single Times Square billboard for 11 seconds.
20%
Team
We need to eat. The bull does not feed itself.
10%
Community Airdrop
Distributed via reverse lottery — losers get tokens.
5%
Burn
Of our self-esteem.
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
Contract
0xBULL...RUNN0WHERE420691337DEADBEEF
Tax
0 / 0 / 100 (emotional)

Roadmap to ruin.

Q1
Launch
Deploy contract. Forget to renounce. Remember 6 weeks later.
Q2
Get Listed
On a DEX you've never heard of. Coingecko sends a polite rejection.
Q3
Mascot Drama
The bull and the bear get into a public feud on Twitter. Engagement +900%.
Q4
Reverse Bull Run
Chart achieves perfect 45° downward slope. Framed as an art installation.
202?
Mainstream
Featured in a Forbes article titled 'What Not To Do'. We screenshot it for the website.

How to ape in.

01
Get a wallet
MetaMask, Phantom, an actual paper bag. Dealer's choice.
02
Fund it
Send ETH/SOL. Or your rent money. We do not discriminate.
03
Swap
Paste the contract. Set slippage to 'YOLO'. Confirm. Pray.
04
Hold
Forever. There is no exit. The exit is also the entrance.

Frequently doubted questions.

Is this a rug?+

We prefer 'aggressively decentralized exit liquidity event.'

Why is it called Bull Run if it's bearish?+

Because language is a construct and so is your portfolio.

Will it 100x?+

Yes. Just maybe to the downside.

Who's the dev?+

A bull. A real one. With horns. He is not great with Solidity.

Should I invest my savings?+

No. Invest someone else's.

JOIN THE STAMPEDE.

It's running the wrong way. Come anyway.

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